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classyhoothoot:

skatles:

isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIEND GET AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND

also isn’t it upsetting that your future wife is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who she is she could be lonely or sad or something horrible could be happening to her and oh no now im worried…

isn’t it upsetting that your future 50 cats are literally not born yet

cinnamontoastmunch:

wanna buy some drugs

cinnamontoastmunch:

wanna buy some drugs

blainetabulous:

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

magconplease:

byeemmalouise:


imaginewild:

waitingtobecaught:

I seriously want to thank each amd everyone of you for the follows because it means that you like me for who I am and I very much appreciate that!

Love all you guys! ♡

Me 🙋🙋


Love you baes 😘

magconplease:

byeemmalouise:

imaginewild:

waitingtobecaught:

I seriously want to thank each amd everyone of you for the follows because it means that you like me for who I am and I very much appreciate that!

Love all you guys! ♡

Me 🙋🙋

Love you baes 😘

e-zekiel:

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

motherofqueers:

darthmoonmoon:

phoenix-fires:

materia-lights:

Whatever you guys do, just please be safe :*

FUCKING BLESS THIS SIGNAL BOOST REBLOG NOW! THIS IS SO NECESSARY

you can find this on my tagged/wizardmickeyls for future reference.. this is so damn important. 

Fucking this.

but seriously, if you lie to your doctor/EMT about shit like this, you’re more likely to get worse than better.

sluttyemoji:

TALL BOYS

VERY VERY TALL BOYS

BOYS 

THAT ARE TALL

BOYS WITH HEIGHT

I LOVE IT

tvvink:

don’t forget the four h’s of puberty kids!

hungry

horny

hideous

horribly depressed

barebackinq:

burritobat:

samshairisobviouslymagical:

barebackinq:

cumber-collectable:

barebackinq:

petal-winters:

barebackinq:

The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear

Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl

I’m a boy

Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight

I’m gay

jesus this post is one train wreck after another

My great grandpa got hit by a train once.

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mistressoflothlorien:

happylifewiththemachines:

danwasonfireonce:

gunslingerannie:

europeansdomusicalsbetter:



stockade:



You’re welcome










This is the most useful thing I’ve ever reblogged.





i used to think when people said my cousin twice removed that their cousin must’ve did some fucked up shit to get kicked out of the family twice

When I found this the first thing I thought was “now I can find out how Count Olaf is related to the Baudelaire children.”

This is why everyone is either an uncle, aunt or cousin in my family. This shit is confusing. 

mistressoflothlorien:

happylifewiththemachines:

danwasonfireonce:

gunslingerannie:

europeansdomusicalsbetter:

stockade:

You’re welcome

This is the most useful thing I’ve ever reblogged.

i used to think when people said my cousin twice removed that their cousin must’ve did some fucked up shit to get kicked out of the family twice

When I found this the first thing I thought was “now I can find out how Count Olaf is related to the Baudelaire children.”

This is why everyone is either an uncle, aunt or cousin in my family. This shit is confusing. 

notchicken:

*releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it

gr8eva:

my self esteem has two levels

  1. im a worthless piece of shit who deserves no love
  2. bow down before bitches i am your queen
uneasyb0nes:

This is lovely

uneasyb0nes:

This is lovely